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Recent Game Reviews
Zynex DEMO
Rated 3 / 5 stars January 2, 2005
needs cover but interesting
good distracion but warping leaves you vulnerable i need some cover .
Castelvania SOH
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 18, 2004
best game ever.
i was never any good at those stupid castlveinyass games, but i friggin owned this one! i was all like pcccchuu!, pcccchhupppccccchhhu! pow eeeeiirrraauugh!!!!! and shit... we should go out some time and look for chicks and ill be like" hey girly, y'know my freind here designs video games." and you can be like "all your rejection r belong to us!" and then we can scream anarchy and break beer bottles over each others heads and shit.
lol
Crazy Kimono Doll Assault
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 11, 2004
reminiscent of onimusha's bladed doll.
is this an homage? if not it at least has ownage! nice radar, music, arterial spray bursting from possesed knife wielding marionets. i couldnt play it for hours though. it is very smooth and kept my attention for 20 minutes. much better than most! i give you 5.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 21, 2005
beautiful
Without tragedy you cant fully tell a love story. The real world chews us up and spits us out.keep making flash ill keep watching.
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 26, 2005
sufarqingperb
you are a bar razor! originality, quality sound, well picked effects and music. i almost gave up on newgrounds. i count devilsheep!
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars February 2, 2005
rubba
could not make it through this one. giant talking dildo theater makes me want to find something worthwile to do like saw my own leg off and club myself into a coma with it. im not that pressed for entertainment.